Elephant jokes 11
|What do you call an elephant with a machine gun?Sir!What can an elephant with...
Southern Comments
Exclamations: “Well knock me down and steal muh teeth!” “Well, butter my butt and...
On Alimony
Alimony:1) A contraction of the term “all-his-money”.2) A splitting headache.3) It’s the screwing you...
What’s the difference between an Italian mother and a Jewish mother?
What’s the difference between an Italian mother and a Jewish mother?An Italian mother says,...
A human’s chalkboard assignments
This list of chalkboard assignments may be used for your human when he does...
Microsoft Market Penetration
Microsoft Market Penetration-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-INTRODUCING CONTRACEPTIVE98 ! ! !Microsoft Corporation has taken another step toward dominating...
Polak Signal Lights
An English guy is driving with a Polish guy as his passenger, when he...
Translating Menspeak
When He Says – He Really Means ———— – —————- Do you have the...
Temperatures
Temperatures60 degrees – Californians put their sweaters on. 50 degrees – Miami residents turn...
How you earned it
|A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money.The old...