Church announcement bloopers!
15 actual announcements taken from church bulletins:1. Don’t let worry kill you- let the...
How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?
Q. How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?A. You molest...
An old man was critically ill…
An old man was critically ill. Feeling that death was near, he called his...
Type what I tell you
|While trying to diagnose a problem over the phone I told the user to...
Why Legs?
Q: Why do blondes have legs? A1: So they don’t get stuck to the...
Snow White and her Prince
What did Snow White say when the photographer said her photos weredone?I knew some...
Proud father
When his wife gave birth to a healthy baby, a proud father went in...
A kid at a sleep-away camp wrote home…
A kid at a sleep-away camp wrote home,”Please send me some food. All they...
Satanic Barney Proof
Satanic Barney Proof Given: Barney is a CUTE PURPLE DINOSAUR Prove: Barney is satanic...
Scared half to death
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?