Goodbye To Mother
A couple were going out for the evening. They’d got ready, all dolled up,...
Did you hear about the queer deaf mute?
Did you hear about the queer deaf mute? – Neither did he.
Together At Last
Marie’s funeral is a sad one as she goes to join her departed husband....
Bill The Duck
A duck walks into a drugstore and says to the pharmacist, “Gimme a chap...
A new way to loose weight
A fellow was reading the paper one day lamenting the fact that his doctor...
Conflict of Interest
Having lawyers create laws is like have doctors create diseases!
Children’s letters to God
Dear GOD, Did you mean for the giraffe to look like that or was...
Blinker
Q: What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is...
Not the Sexiest Man Alive
From David Letterman – Tuesday, January 31, 1995Top Ten Signs You’re Not The Sexiest...
If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant…
Q: If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant, what is...