I dont want a ride!
A man pulled up next to a little girl walking home from school and...
Jewish Dog Does Tricks
A man walks into a shul with a dog. The shammas comes up to...
One is negative one
|Theorem: 1 = -1Proof:1 = sqrt(1) = sqrt(-1 * -1) = sqrt(-1) * sqrt(-1)...
Unfit words to hear
|A woman was being questioned in a court trial involving slander. “Please repeat the...
Ice-fishing Blonde.
A blonde wanted to go ice fishing. She’d seen many books on the subject,...
They have webbed feet!
|Why are spiders good swimmers?They have webbed feet!
Mom, can little girls have babies?
Little Johnny came running into the house and asked,”Mommy, can little girls have babies?”"No”,...
Even More Blonde Q and A
Q: WHAT DID THE BLONDE SAY ABOUT BLONDE JOKES? A: She said they were...
Computerized Payroll (Y2K)
January 1, 2000Dear (enter employee name here)Re: Vacation PayOur records indicate that you have...
I\\\’m A Curtain
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I’m a curtain. Psychiatrist: Pull yourself together!