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One-liners for kids.
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Smart little johnny
One day the teacher walks into her classroom and announces to the class that...
Alcohol as a substitute for a woman
A guy says, “I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute...
Signs someone is using your e-mail
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Be
A man dies and goes to heaven. Saint Peter asks him what religion he...
What sexual position makes an ugly baby?
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Enlightenment Quiz
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The 3 convicts.
Three convicts were on the way to prison. They were each allowed totake one...