No Oranges
Father: If I had ten oranges and gave you two, how many would I...
How do you get 20 vice presidents in a mini-van?
How do you get 20 vice presidents in a mini-van?Promote one and watch the...
Blonde and the Postman
It was the mailman’s last day on the job after 35 years of carrying...
I’m Glad I’m A Woman
I’m glad I’m a woman, yes I am, yes I amI don’t live off...
Blondie Gets A Haircut
A blonde girl goes into a hair salon and she’s wearing earphones connected to...
Nationalities
Q: What nationality are you if you’re going to the bathroom? A: EuropeanQ: And...
Tuba jokes
|Q: What is the range of a tuba?A: Twenty yards if you’ve got a...
Clever Doggie
A butcher is working, and really busy. He notices a dog in his shop...
Dilbert\’s
Dilbert’s “Salary Theorem” states that “Engineers and scientists can never earn as much as...
What happens if you put a blonde up side down?
Q: What do you get if put a blonde upside down?A: A brunette with...