This is my first golf lesson
|The schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson.”Is the word spelt p-u-t or p-u-t-t?”...
Elephant Jokes Eight
Q: Why do elephants have trunks?A: Because they would look silly with glove compartments.Q:...
Blonde Doctor?
Doctor: We need to get these people to a hospital! Nurse: What is it?...
What is an atheists favorite Christmas movie?
What’s an atheist’s favorite Christmas movie?Coincidence on 34th Street.
Biting Nails
Two golden-agers were discussing their husbands over tea. “I do wish that my Elmer...
Absent Minded Husband
Anniversaries and birthdays Complicate my life. I’m an absent-minded husband Of a present-minded wife.
Oops!
A man goes into a drug store and asks the pharmacist if he can...
A Choristers’ Guide To Keeping Conductors In Line
|The basic training of every singer should, of course, include myriad types of practical...
Polish Women and Vibrators
Q. Why don’t polish women use vibrators?A. It chips their teeth.
Humor relating to Iraq
The problem with the Iraqi army is that they were using Russian defense tactics:...