Fair Punishment
Boy: Will you punish me for something I didn’t do?Teacher: Of course not!Boy: Good,...
Does DEC still make toasters?..
Does DEC still make toasters…? They made good toasters in the ’70s, didn’t they?
Trick or Treat!
TOP TEN REASONS WHY TRICK OR TREATING IS BETTER THAN SEX10) You are guaranteed...
Why do farts smell?
Why do farts smell? So deaf people can enjoy them too.
Extreme Golfing
Three men are golfing. There is Jesus, Moses and an old man.They’ve been pretty...
How to buy a stero
|1. Carefully calculate power requirements, based on room dimensions, etc. Multiply by a factor...
Australian Kiss
Q. Do you know what an Australian kiss is?A. It’s like a French kiss,...
Tombstone Epitaph V
Tombstone Epitaph in Memory of an accident in a Uniontown, Pennsylvania cemetery:Here lies the...
Match
You know you’re a redneck when you lit a match in the bathroom and...
Lesser Of Two Evils
Two Boll Weevils grew up in South Carolina, one went to Hollywoodand became a...