Tombstone Epitaph I
Tombstone epitaphOn the grave of Ezekial Aikle in East Dalhousie Cemetery, Nova Scotia:Here liesEzekial...
Divorce
A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, “What are...
Pathetic lawsuits
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Harpsichord jokes
|The late Sir Thomas Beecham used to say the sound of the harpsichord is...
Cause Hearing Loss In Men
What’s the easiest way for a wife to cause hearing loss in her husband?Say...
Dave’s adventure in a cave (limerick)
There once was a man named Dave,who found a dead whore in a cave.She...
Royal Greetings?
What’s the difference between greeting royalty and greeting President Clinton? You only go down...
Identifying wasted time
|TO: ALL PERSONNELFROM: ACCOUNTING It has come to our attention recently that many of...
Needs
Husband and wife are getting all snugly in bed. The passion is heating up....
Make a Wish
10 year old Johnny’s mother, who was a hard working single mom, had been...