Polak and Mongoloid
Q: What do you get when you cross a 1-legged Polak with a Mongoloid?A:...
Ears
What kind of ear does a train have?an Engineer
A young black boy goes into the kitchen where his mother is baking…
A young black boy goes into the kitchen where his mother is baking. Heputs...
Your momma is so fat….
Your momma is so fat, when she stood in the scale to get weighed...
Make it off the island
|There were three people stranded on an island, a brunette, a redhead, and a...
A walking economy
|This guy is walking with his friend, who happens to be a psychologist. He...
I’ll Come Home When…
A guy was walking around the office Christmas party belting down drink after drink....
Don\’t Pee In the Pool
The lifeguard told the mother to make her young son stop urinating in the...
Do Elephants Ever Forget?
Q: Does an elephant ever forget?A: Only if you loan him money.
Story of my friend
|I have a friend who is a pilot on a 747.I said “Hi Jack.”He...