The Rooster
A man was out driving in his car when all of a sudden a...
What do they call condoms in Germany?
What do they call condoms in Germany?Weinerhosen
Drunk and Arthritis
A drunk that smelled like a brewery got on a bus one day. He...
Elephants VII
What do you do when an elephant comes through the window?Swim for it…
Final Examination
Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head...
Kidnapped by a redneck?
Q: How do you know you’ve been kidnapped by a redneck?A: He’s asking 2...
Phone Number
Ring Ring…Hello, who is it?Is your phone number 13498732?No.So, why did you pick up...
Anna’s mom….
Anna’s mother has 3 kids… the youngest daughter’s name is Penny… the middle daughter’s...
Say After Sex
Q: What do blondes say after sex?A1: “Thanks, Guys!”A2: “Are you boys all in...
What is the difference between white onions, brown onions…
What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions and a 30 centimeterdick?Nothing…. They all...