Windows 95
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The talking Cuckoo clock.
Just after I got married, I decided to have a night with “the boys.”...
The Blind Sky Diver
A blind man was describing his favorite sport – parachuting.When asked how this was...
Panic
Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! Little Tommy’s swallowed the can-opener!Doctor: Don’t panic. He’ll be...
Clinton Bridge
What do Monica and Bob Dole have in common? They’re both upset Clinton finished...
How do you keep an idiot occupied?
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Dyslexic Pimp
Heard about the dyslexic pimp? He bought a warehouse!
Psychological Christmas Songs
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Snow blower
How do you change a dishwasher into a snow blower? Give her a shovel!
A tall woman met a midget at a party…
A tall woman met a midget at a party. The midget was barely three...