Split Personality
Patient: Doctor, I have a split personality.Psychiatrist: Nurse, bring in another chair!
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Santa Takes Out the Male Deer
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There was the surgeon who was arrested for drunken driving…
There was the surgeon who was arrested for drunkendriving. They let him go, though....
14 Things to do While Taking a Driver’s Test
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Your junior-senior prom had a day-care center.
Fun Things to Do in an Elevator
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