Women’s Snappy Comebacks
Women’s Snappy Comebacks:Man: =”Haven’t we met before?” Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the...
The Director of the Scottish Tartans Museum…
The Director of the Scottish Tartans Museum, Dr Michael MacDonaldwas in America. An old...
In a small Southern town there was a nativity scene…
In a small Southern town there was a nativity scene that indicated great skill...
Visiting the modern art museum, a lady turned…
Visiting the modern art museum, a lady turnedto an attendant standing nearby.”This,” she said,...
Attorney questioning
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
When this guy heard that the Pope was coming to town…
When this guy heard that the Pope was coming to town, he wentout and...
A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona…
A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona when he noticesthat the oil-pressure light is...
Drilling is mine!
Storming into his lawyer’s office, a Texas oil magnate demanded that divorce proceedings begin...
Forgive me I have sinned…
A man goes to the confessional and begins “Forgive me Father, for I have...
Anniversary Flowers
A sad-faced Doug walked into a flower shop early one morning. The clerk was...