What Were You Thinking?
A woman married 35 years asked her husband on their anniversary, “What were you...
Sir!
|What do you call a mouse that can pick up an elephant?Sir!
A Second Opinion
A Second OpinionA man runs into the vet’s office carrying his dog, screaming forhelp....
yo mama so fat.. band..
Yo Mama is so fat, that when she dances, the band skips!
What a health plan!
Her Majesty the Queen was being shown around a hospital. As she wasbeing given...
At the Club.
So this guy wants to go into a nightclub, but the bouncer says -”Sorry,...
What’s the difference between in-laws and outlaws?
What’s the difference between in-laws and outlaws?Outlaws are wanted.
31??..32???
At a college with a shady reputation, the new dean responded to investigations into...
What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions…
Q: What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions and a 14 inch dick?A:...
A drunken blonde goes into a bar…
A drunken blonde goes into a bar. The bartender asks her what she would...