The Parrots
A woman had two female parrots who were always yelling, “We’re prostitutes, wanna have...
Washing the Dog!
Washing The DogA young boy, about eight years old, walks into the local grocery...
This guy walks into a psychiatrist’s office with a…
This guy walks into a psychiatrist’s office with a concerned look on his face....
Alcohol as a substitute for a woman
A guy says, “I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute...
How come Mike Tysons eyes always water during sex?
How come Mike Tyson’s eyes always water during sex? Mace…
Global Stupids
|Saddam Hussein’s stockpile is deadly. The smoke from his biological weapons could mix with...
Two storks on a nest, a father stork and baby stork…
Two storks on a nest, a father stork and baby stork. Baby is crying...
Ordering fast food
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
How to break the nose of a blonde.
Q: How do you break the nose on a blonde?A: You put a dildo...