Whats long, hard and full of semen?
Q. Whats long, hard and full of semen??A. A submarine.Sent by sam
Little Johnny Rides
Little Johnny is passing his parents’ bedroom in the middle of the night, in...
Rookie is on the job
|A rookie police officer was out for his first ride in a cruiser with...
Nuns First Hot Dog
Nuns First Hot Dog Two Scottish nuns have just arrived in the USA by...
A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right…
A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right in...
Butter and Blonde
Q: What is the difference between butter and a blonde?A: Butter is difficult to...
This pill allows you to fly
|A man went into a bar in a high rise. He saw another man...
Noah’s Ark…If it happened in 2000
Noah’s Ark…If it happened in 2000And the Lord spoke to Noah and said “In...
A staged wedding to bust dealers
|As supposedly reported on CNN:Undercover police, staging the wedding of “a drug kingpin’s daughter”,...
Mother’isms! (Long Joke)
My most memorable one was, after being lightly smacked on the butt and asking,...