Procrastinator’s Creed
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
Having a baby.
The room was full of pregnant women and their partners, and the class was...
There was this boy in high school that was what you would call…
There was this boy in high school that was what you wouldconsider a nerd....
Have you heard about the new line of Tampax with bells and tinsel?
Have you heard about the new line of Tampax with bells and tinsel?It’s for...
Cold Bikers
Once, there were two bikers driving down the highway on a cold afternoon.”Man! commented...
Your Momma is so ugly
Your Momma is so ugly that any position is doggy style.
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights…
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlightsbroken and considerable damage....
Suffering
A young couple on the brink of divorce visit a marriage counselor. The counselor...
How long does it take for a woman to orgasm?
How long does it take for a woman to orgasm? Who cares?
Your\’re What?
A recent survey shows that the commonest form of marriage proposal these days consists...