A pollster was taking opinions outside the United Nations…
A pollster was taking opinions outside the United Nations building in New York City....
Yo mamma so fat… elevater
Yo mamma is so fat, she went in the elevator, and when she pressed...
Alter Your Course!
This is an actual radio conversation released by the Chief of NavalOperations, 10-10-95, MSG#H0000115020ecb52EMHS...
What Would You Do?
“Come on, Steve,” one guy said to another at the gym, “your wife is...
grammar correction
A girl from Oklahoma and a girl from Wisconsin were seated side by side...
A man stops by a diner at noon…
A man stops by a diner at noon, the busiest time of day, sits...
Hick computer terms
|Log On: Makin’ the wood stove hotter.Log Off: Don’t add no wood.Monitor: Keepin’ an...
Tiger woods in bed.
On their wedding night the new couple are just about to do the deed...
I Didn’t Even Know!
Three drunks were sitting at a bar. The first one said… “I went in...
Absent Minded Husband
Anniversaries and birthdays Complicate my life. I’m an absent-minded husband Of a present-minded wife.