Turnaround is fair play!
A guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman. After an hour...
Satisfaction Guaranteed
A psychiatrist, who was just starting out, advertised his clinic as follows: “Satisfaction guaranteed...
Lots of Wit and Wisdom.
“I just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me...
Pentagon and pencils
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Best advice possible
Taylor was desperate for business, and was happy to be appointed by the court...
There are lawyers on the flight
|An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to...
If Only Life Could Be Like A Computer
If you messed up your life, you could press “Ctrl, Alt, Delete” and start...
Mutated Gene
All children who entered the world in the 1980s and later were born with...
Good News, Bad News, Worse News VIII
Good News, Bad News, Worse News VIII Good: You came home for a quickie...
Miscellaneous terms
|Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s.Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What a...