Stupid attorneys
|A lawyer was on his cell phone, calling a locksmith.”I locked my keys in...
To Fry a Peter
Q: What do you use to fry a peter?A: Peter Pan.
Smart decision
Two gas company servicemen, a senior training supervisor and a young trainee, were out...
A guy was attending a masquerade Halloween Ball…
A guy was attending a masquerade Halloween Ball, and dancing with a girl who...
The aged patient doddered into…
The aged patient doddered into the doctor’s office with a serious complaint.”Doc, you’ve got...
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why did the chicken cross the road?- To escape an oppressive military regime.
Men vs. Women
Men vs. Women Men and women are not alike. Sure, you thought you already...
Counting Sheep
An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor....
Psychoanalysis Quicker For Men
Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women?When it’s time to go back...
Race dead candidates
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...