Out of a tree
Q: How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? A: Cut the...
The New Hunter
It was Saturday morning as Jake, an avid hunter, woke up ready to go...
I had it all
A man complaining to a friend: “I had it all – money, a beautiful...
At school Little Johnny was told by a classmate…
At school Little Johnny was told by a classmate that most adults are hiding...
Insult Collection #10
Why don’t you go to the library and brush up on your ignorance? I...
Safe sex
A teenage boy and his grandfather go fishing one day. Whilefishing, the old man...
Sight of Money
I was sorry to hear that a friend of mine dropped out of med...
Ice cream
Three blondes are sitting on a park bench eating ice cream cones. One is...
What do you do if someone’s having a seizure in a bathtub?
What do you do if someone’s having a seizure in a bathtub?Throw in a...
The Borg versus Microsoft
|Picard “Mr. LaForge, have you had any success with your attempts at finding a...