I have a magical dancing duck
|A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded about a table...
Did you hear about the guy who got his vasectomy done at Sears?
Did you hear about the guy who got his vasectomy done at Sears? -Every...
Hillary and…
Q: What does Hillary Clinton and Tampons have in common?A: “They are both stuck-up...
A love for material goods
|A lawyer was driving his big BMW down the highway, singing to himself, “I...
Man who goes to sleep with sex…
Confucious say: “Man who goes to sleep with sex on mind wakes up with...
Anniversary Gift
With their 30th wedding anniversary approaching, Ron asks his wife, Sylvia, what she wants...
Coffee Klatch
Four Catholic ladies were having coffee.The first Catholic woman tells her friends “My son...
What is 3 feet tall and gives me head?
What’s 3 feet tall and gives me head?My son.
The Night Before Christmas
Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat.The kids were both gone,...
Pick-Up Rebuttal Humor
1.) Man: “Haven’t we met before?” Woman: “Yes, I was the receptionist at the...