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A woman had some problems, so she went to her doctor…
A woman had some problems, so she went to her doctor of twenty years.They...
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Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?
Q: Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?A: To smell like big...
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Two americans were walking through Leicester but couldn’t agree on how to pronounce it...
Rubbers
What does a smart man do with 365 used rubbers?? Makes it a tire...
Excuses for refusing dates
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Blonde Detective
A policeman was interviewing three blondes who wanted to become detectives. To test their...
Fruit of your Life
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First Thing to do after Jail
Bad Bernie was in prison for seven years. The day he got out, his...