Keys Locked In
Q: Did you hear about the blonde man that locked his keys in his...
Guru and Novacaine
Why did the guru refuse Novacaine when he went to his dentist?He wanted to...
Telephone accident
|The policeman arrived at the scene of an accident to find that a car...
Alot Alike
Q: Why are tornadoes and marriage alike?A: They both start with a lot of...
Pick up line
Q.What’s te best pick up line in any state below the Mason-Dixon line? A.Get...
Ocean Joke
What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean?Nothing, it just waved.
Wrong Finger
I saw my old girlfriend the other day and she had her wedding ring...
Casket Talk
What did one casket say to the other ?Was that you coffin?
Irishman declares war
|Saddam Hussein is sitting at home when the phone rings. He picks it up...
Christmas at the Post Office
Mail your packages early so that the post office can lose them in time...