The Director of the Scottish Tartans Museum…
The Director of the Scottish Tartans Museum, Dr Michael MacDonaldwas in America. An old...
Why did the blonde fail her driver license exam?
Why did the blonde fail her driver’s license exam? She wasn’t used to the...
Wrong Shirt
A clerk was showing a lady a very nice dress shirt and tie.”Now this,”...
A blonde decided that she was tired of her empty life…
A blonde decided that she was tired of her empty life. She cut her...
…..olympics
Why isn’t Mexico in the olympics?…Because everyone that can swim, jump, climb, and sprint...
Why did Mike Tyson learn to bite ears?
Q: Why did Mike Tyson learn to bite ears?A: How else do you tell...
What does a girl with bulimia call two fingers?
What does a girl with bulimia call two fingers?Desert.
Dog Property Laws
1. If I like it, it’s mine.2. If its in my mouth, it’s mine.3....
Hick computer terms
|Log On: Makin’ the wood stove hotter.Log Off: Don’t add no wood.Monitor: Keepin’ an...
How is pubic hair like parsley?
How is pubic hair like parsley?You push it to the side before you start...