Where is the French border?
“Why do you look so glum today?”, the teacher asked young Johnny. “I didn’t...
A dancing duck
A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded about a table...
…..olympics
Why isn’t Mexico in the olympics?…Because everyone that can swim, jump, climb, and sprint...
Looking into their eyes
|A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out...
Silly superstition
“Say, how old are you anyway ?” the reporter asked as theobviously young lass...
2 friends a hunting!
Two men were out hunting in the woods. One of them was a fanatical...
In the Sex Ed class the teacher says…
In the Sex Ed class the teacher says, “All right, class, I want you...
The preacher buys a parrot
|A preacher is buying a parrot.”Are you sure it doesn’t scream, yell, or swear?”...
The Pope vs. the Queen
The Pope and Queen Elizabeth were standing on a balcony beaming at thousands of...
The local priest came across Paddy who had…
The local priest came across Paddy who had stumbled out of the town tavern.”Paddy,”...