Actual Medical Charts
The baby was delivered, the cord clamped and cut and handed to the pediatrician,...
Some Warning Signs of Insanity
Some Warning Signs of Insanity- You write to your mother in Germany every week,...
Mother Knows Best
John invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother couldn’t help...
File Your Nails
Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails? Doctor: No, throw them away like everybody...
The two condoms…
Two condoms were walking past a Gay bar.One looks at the other and says…”You...
Psychiatric Hotline
Psychiatric HotlineIf you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.If you are co-dependent, please ask...
Liver and Cheese.
A Border Patrol agent is on duty. He spots two Mexicans and stopsthem. They...
A man comes home from work and finds his wife admiring her breasts…
A man comes home from work and finds his wife admiring her breasts in...
Cold Politics
It was so cold outside, I saw a politician that had his hands in...
Prostitute and Nymph
Q: What’s the difference between a prostitute, a nymphomaniac, and a blonde?A: The prostitute...