My wife is beating me
|David: My wife beats me, doctor.Doctor: Oh dear. How often?David: Every time we play...
Why don’t witches wear panties?
Why don’t witches wear panties?So they can get a better grip on the broom.
Gas Station
Have you ever seen Pop Idol? One point it was held at an esso...
Southern Comments
Exclamations: “Well knock me down and steal muh teeth!” “Well, butter my butt and...
Reaching the end of a job interview…
Reaching the end of a job interview, the human resources person askeda young engineer...
Elephant jokes 03
|What’ s grey, has four legs and jumps up and down?An elephant on a...
Blonde protection
Q:What protection does a nymphomaniac use during sex? A:A bus shelter.
If You Are Unhappy
Once upon a time, there was a non-conforming sparrow who decided not to fly...
I have a big problem
|Bill and Boris are taking a break from a long summit. Boris says to...
Man Killed Repairing Truck
|Man Killed Repairing Truck – April 1, 1995 Kalamazoo Gazette — James Burns, 34,...