An accountant is having a hard time sleeping…
An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor.”Doctor,...
The 3 convicts.
Three convicts were on the way to prison. They were each allowed totake one...
Where Do We Play?
Pat Williams, general manager of the Orlando Magic, on his team’s woeful record:”We can’t...
Darn it!
|What did the spider say when he broke his new web?Darn it!
Nine things dogs don’t understand
|1. It’s not a laugh to practice barking at 3a.m. 2. It’s wrong to...
Revised Christmas days
|Effective immediately, the following economizing measures are being implemented in the “Twelve Days of...
I’ll use my seeing eye dog
|A blind man with a seeing eye dog at his side walks into a...
Getting what you ask for!
A traveler knocked on the door of the house where a cabdriver had told...
Dog named Sex
Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him “Rover” or “Spot”. I...
Weill and Mahoney had started with only five hundred dollars…
Weill and Mahoney had started with only five hundred dollars between them, but they...