Doing the Dishes
A young man has always dreamed on owning a Harley Davidson. One dayhe has...
20 Ways To Annoy A Public Bathroom Stallmate
1. Stick your open palm under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, ‘May...
How did the Burger King get the Dairy Queen pregnant?
How did the Burger King get the Dairy Queen pregnant? He forgot to wrap...
Love & Marriage Quotes
I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be...
Duck shopper
A duck walks in to a drug store and asks for a condom.The sales...
For Cat Lovers.
An aquarium is just interactive television for cats.Anything on the ground is a cat...
Sick Coffin
A funeral procession was winding it’s way to the cemetery on top of the...
Rodney Dangerfield’s Best One-Liners!
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How do you circumcise a redneck?
How do you circumcise a redneck?Kick his sister in the chin.
Knock Knock Jokes 1
Knock Knock Who’s there? Avocado! Avocado who? Avocado a cold! Knock Knock Who’s there?...