A responsible applicant
Employer to applicant: “In this job we need someone who is responsible.” Applicant: “I’m...
Cow
What do you call a cow with no legs? GROUND BEEF!
Spell it Bubba!
Emily Sue passed away and Bubba called 911. The 911 operator told Bubba that...
A mammoth!
|What’s the biggest moth in the world?A mammoth!
60 Things Not to Say to a Naked Guy
1. I’ve smoked fatter joints than that. 2. Ahh, it’s cute. 3. Who circumcised...
Chinese Couple
A Chinese couple had a new baby. The nurse brings over a lovely, healthy,...
What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?A rumor
Using The Thermometer!
Upon arriving home in eager anticipation of a leisurely evening, the husband was met...
Particular Kind Of Woman
The bachelor who complained that the women he selected would notremain his friend for...
A miserable rooster
A salesman is talking to a farmer when he looks over and sees a...