Modems beat women
|Some reasons why a modem is better than a woman:A modem doesn’t ask for...
25 Rules for Women
25 rules for Women to follow:1. Sports Center starts at 11:00 PM and runs...
Brunette’s Mating Call
Q: What’s a brunette’s mating call?A: Has that blonde gone yet?A2: When is that...
Earthquake at a bank
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Optimist vs. Pessimist
|A family had twin boys whose only resemblance to each other was their looks....
Why did he fire you?
|Two neighbors were talking about work, when one asked, “Say, why did the foreman...
Wrong Nails
Dum and Dummer were roughing in a house when Dummer sees Dum throwing away...
Split Personality
Patient: Doctor, I have a split personality.Psychiatrist: Nurse, bring in another chair!
THE BOYS OF SUMMER
|A man in Alabama died from rattlesnake bites. Big deal you may say, but...
Repairing the phone
|A friend of mine was a frequent user of a pay telephone at a...