Two Meaningless Words
Q: Name two words that have no meaning.A: Supercalifragilisticexpialodocious and detente.
Men Are Like Noodles
How are men like noodles?They’re always in hot water, they lack taste, and they...
Food quotes and quips
|Food quotes, quips, and thoughts . . .”Artichokes … are just plain annoying …...
Gates Vs GM
At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with...
Misunderstood people
|1. They speak only the Greek language.2. They usually have long threatening names such...
What is the difference between butter and a blonde?
Q: What is the difference between butter and a blonde?A: Butter is difficult to...
Green Half First
A funny story I know comes from someone’s father-in-law who is a pharmacist. One...
Absent Minded Husband
Anniversaries and birthdays Complicate my life. I’m an absent-minded husband Of a present-minded wife.
The Priest
Q: Why did the Priest go to Walmart?A: He wanted to get boys pants...