Mileage
A blonde wanted to sell her old car, but nobody wished to buy a...
Abstinence
Three couples went in to see the minister to see how to become members...
Help me Doc!
Woman: Doctor, my husband tells me my pussy’s too big. So I’d like you...
Capitalist and Socialist Hell
A young, ruthless executive died and went to hell. When he got there,he saw...
Helpful Tips To Make Life Simpler
Old telephone books make ideal personal address books. Simply cross out the names and...
How do you spot a modern spider?
|How do you spot a modern spider?He doesn’t have a web he had a...
tadpole feel lonely
|Why did the tadpole feel lonely?Because he was newt to the area!
What do you call a Highlander with four sheep?
What do you call a Highlander with four sheep? A pimp
The evils of marijuana
A certain college professor was notorious for getting off the topic ofthe lecture, and...