Top Ten Signs The Concert You’re Attending is Not The Real Woodstock
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lawyer and a mosquito
|What’s the difference between a lawyer and a mosquito?A mosquito drops off you when...
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The wrong definition
Way down in the deep south, in an area known as the ‘Bible Belt,’there...
It finally dawned
“How did it happen?” the doctor asked the middle-aged farmhand as he setthe man’s...
Why cannot Santa have children?
Why can’t Santa have children? He only comes once a year.
A pregnant Irish women
What do you call a pregnant Black woman? A dope carrier!
Touched By Dallas Cowgirl
Q: What’s the smart thing to do if a Dallas Cowgirl touches you?A: Touchback.
Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?
Q: Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?A: He sold his soul to Santa.
Clinton
What’s the simiarity between Clinton and a carpenter?One screw in the wrong place and...