Light bulb lawyers
|Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?A0: Three; one...
2 people walk into a bar…
2 people walk into a bar. The third one ducked.
Blondie
There are three girls in the Fifth Grade. There is a blonde a brunette...
How To Get A Man To Leave
How do you get a man to leave when you want?Ask him about his...
The duffer muffed his tee shot into the woods…
The duffer muffed his tee shot into the woods, then hit into a few...
The transfer
The boss of a large company says to his protege : ” I’m transferring...
What did Marv Albert do after NBC gave him the pink slip?
What did Marv Albert do after NBC gave him the pink slip?He put it...
Change
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
Great Dane
A man goes to a bar and he ties his Great Dane up outside....
How do you cure…
How do you cure constipation?Sit on a block of cheese and swallow a mouse!