Real news headlines 04
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Killer Sentenced to...
An explorer goes into an undiscovered tomb…
An explorer goes into an undiscovered tomb for the first time, and inthe center...
Why women talk more than men
Why do women talk more than men, and why are men smarter than women?Because...
A gentler way
At the morning roll call at Fort Dix, the sergeant called out,”Platoon, atten-HUT! Private...
Three Irish women were discussing their respective mates…
Could this herald the return of our resident wise man, Cunning Lin Gus?Three Irish...
Feeling like a woman!
On a Trans-Atlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is...
Frog, warts and all
A bloke walks into a pub with a frog on his head. The bar...
Cow Priced Like A Car
What would happen if we priced our “COWS” using the same criteria the auto...
He was light fingered!
|Why did the firefly keep stealing things?He was light fingered!
Wife Is a Car Feature
Over the weekend, Steve bought a new car. He was so excited about it...