Girlfriend 1.0 software
|Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend 3.1 to GirlFriendPlus1.0 (marketing name: Fiancee1.0).Recently he...
Ten things Bill Gates would like to change about the automotive industry
|10. New seats would require everyone to have the same body size.9. We’d all...
Hoffman and Puscas are bombed, watching the St. Patrick’s…
Hoffman and Puscas are bombed, watching the St. Patrick’s Day Parade, when one of...
The Parrots
A woman had two female parrots who were always yelling, “We’re prostitutes, wanna have...
A waitress walks up to one of her tables in…
A waitress walks up to one of her tables in a New York Cityrestaurant...
Everyone Is Busy
Sales person: Hello, may I speak to the man of the house please? Youngster:...
What do you call..
What do you call a guy who hangs around?Art!
Stupid Insults 8/31
Couldn’t find his way through a maze even if the rats helped him. Couldn’t...
The Hamster Show
A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he will give...
Scottish Joke
What’s the difference between an English Sheepherder and Mick Jagger?Mick Jagger sings “Hey, Hey,...