If the NSA made toasters…
If the NSA made toasters…Your toaster would have a secret trap door that only...
Oboe jokes
|Q: How do you get five oboes in tune?A: Shoot four of them.Q: What...
Death of an Eel
Little Johnny was 7 years old, and like other boys his age, rather curious....
The Broken Clock
Mike’s grandfather clock suddenly stops working right one day, so he loads it into...
Geneologist
What is the difference between a genealogist and a gynecologist?One looks up the family...
What do you call 500 Natives running on the race track?
What do you call 500 Natives running on the race track? The Indy 500.
Cattle Herders
Q: Why aren’t blondes good cattle herders?A: Because they can’t even keep two calves...
What Is A Penis
On the first evening of their honeymoon, they are sitting on the balcony of...
Twelve Days of Xmas (Classic)
December 14thDearest John:I went to the door today and the postman delivered a partridge...
Troubles getting into heaven
Three Muslims died and went to Heaven. When they approached the gate, St. Peter...