Soap dispenser
Two priests are off to the showers late one night.They undress and step in...
Standing At The Gates Of Heaven
Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it...
Praying Parrots
Praying ParrotsA lady approaches a priest and tells him, “Father, I have a problem....
The Hollywood/English Dictionary
VERBS:to schmooze = befriend scumto pitch = grovel shamelesslyto brainstorm = feign preparednessto research...
redneck
How do you circumsize a redneck?You kick his sister in the chin!
What do you call an armless, legless leper in a swimming pool?
What do you call an armless, legless leper in a swimming pool?Bob
Screwy Date
It’s the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. He’s...
Your New Year Resolution
|Are you sick of making the same resolutions year after year and yet you...
Old Sailor
An old sailor goes to a brothel, where he chooses his girl and begins.”How...
A hoppercraft!
|What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry?A hoppercraft!