Deck of Cards
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking that I’m a deck of cards!Psychiatrist: Sit over there...
Escalators
An escalator can never break; it can only become stairs. You would never see...
Phrases For Everyday Life
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.Insanity is my only means of relaxation.Forget...
Payback IS a Bit….
A man walks into a bar one night. He goes up to the bar...
What do you call a rabbit with a bent dick?
What do you call a rabbit with a bent dick? Fucks funny!
Two doctors found themselves on the beach in Hawaii…
Two doctors found themselves on the beach in Hawaii.As a real bevy of bikini-clad...
Ducks love grapes
A duck walks into a convenience store. He asks the man at the counter,...
Three men: a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot…
Three men: a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot,were out riding in the car...
Say anything
Personally I think one of the greatest things about marriage is that as both...
How do you keep a blond(e) busy?
Part I: How do you keep a blond(e) busy? Give him/her a bag of...