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A man dies and goes to heaven. Saint Peter asks him what religion he...
Ant and a grasshopper
|THE ORIGINAL VERSIONThe ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building...
Write your code in C
|WRITE IN C (sung to The Beatles “Let it Be”)When I find my code...
Why Gynecology?
A young doctor just out of medical school announced to his wife that he...
You Are No Longer “Cool” When
You find yourself listening to talk radio. You daughter says she got pierced and...
One doc operated on a person for a hernia…
One doc operated on a person for a hernia. He opened his testis and...
Ms. Piggy Counts
Q: Why can’t Miss Piggy count to 70?A: Because she has a frog in...
In the graveyard!
An old man and old woman had been married for about 52 years when...
Poles At Theater
Did you hear about the Polish family that froze to death outside atheater?They were...
Line Dancing
What’s 30 feet long and smells like urine?A country line dance at the nursing...