Yo mama in an elevator
Yo mama’s so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it has to go...
Followed
“I’m fed up with your jealousy,” the furious wife told her husband.”Do you think...
Bad eyes.
A college couple is under a tree on campus making out. After a while,...
Ms. Piggy Counts
Q: Why can’t Miss Piggy count to 70?A: Because she has a frog in...
Adam & Eve make a choice!
God was talking to Adam and Eve one day just before Creation. He asked,...
Whats the difference between a bunch of lawyers in a porche…
Whats the difference between a bunch of lawyers in a porcheand a porcupine? –...
Help Me Ring the Bell
Walking down the street, a man passes a house and notices a little boy...
Programmer’s drinking song
|99 little bugs in the code,99 bugs in the code,Fix one bug, compile it...
Little Johnny on the Farm!
Little Johnny wakes up and comes down to breakfast. Since he lived on a...
Mother-in-law: I baked two kinds of cookies today…
Mother-in-law: I baked two kinds of cookies today. Would you like to takeyour pick?Son-in-law:...