Last Ditch Effort
Two football players were taking an important final exam. If they failed, they would...
Computer Problem
“Good Afternnoon, Ridge Hall, computer assistant; may I help you?”"Yes, well, I’m having trouble...
Athletes
If athletes get athlete’s foot, what do astronauts get? – Mistle toe, of course!
A Scrote
In a check out line the other day and the couple were arguing about...
Bad News 5
This guy goes to the doctor for a checkup, and after some tests, the...
All of a sudden, the wife smacks her husband…
All of a sudden, the wife smacks her husband. The husband was totally dumfounded...
10 Ways to Know You’ve Had Good Sex
1. Your mattress has turned into a giant sponge. 2. It takes five minutes...
What’s the worst thing about being a paedophile?
Q: What’s the worst thing about being a paedophile?A: Having to go to bed...
DOUBLE VODKA
DOUBLE VODKA A guy came into a bar one day and said to the...
Homeschooling kids
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...