Dead Ringer, Part II
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The dead redneck!
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I\’m a Fun-gi!
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Between Two Brunettes
Q: What do you call a blonde between two brunettes?A: A mental block.
Valentines for the Ex!
A man went to the market this last week to buy Valentines’ cards for...
Signs your cow has mad-cow disease.
Sure fire signs that your cow has mad-cow disease…Your cow insists on wearing a...
If Microsoft built cars
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Universal Grade Change Form
____________________UniversityTo: Professor____________________ From: __________________I think my grade in your course, ___________________, should bechanged from...
Two Meaningless Words
Q: Name two words that have no meaning.A: Supercalifragilisticexpialodocious and detente.
The drunk.
A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time...