The young playboy took a blind date to an…
The young playboy took a blind date to an amusementpark. They went for a...
AL GORE I am!
Can we count them with our nose?Can we count them with our toes?Should we...
Tombstone epitaph II
Tombstone EpitaphIn a London, England cemetery:Ann MannHere lies Ann Mann,Who lived an old maidBut...
Sugar In Urine
Q: What did the blonde do when her doctor told her she had sugar...
Definitions By Gender
THINGY (thing-ee) n. Female: Any part under a car’s hood. Male: The strap fastener...
It’s a Bummer to be an egg!
It’s a bummer to be an egg because…1) You only get laid once. 2)...
Did you hear about the new paint on the market?
Did you hear about the new paint on the market?It’s called Blonde. It’s not...
The Hollywood/English Dictionary
VERBS:to schmooze = befriend scumto pitch = grovel shamelesslyto brainstorm = feign preparednessto research...
The two bee’s
Two bees ran into each other. One asked the other how things were going.”Really...
Automotive horror
|As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering,...