Measuring Monkey
A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink...
50/50 relationship
|How do men define a 50/50 relationship?We cook/they eat we clean/they dirty we iron/they...
He simply croaked!
|How did the toad die?He simply croaked!
Two senior couples are walking along, wives in front…
Two senior couples are walking along, wives in front, husbands inback. Herb says to...
Who am I?
Night. A sleeping couple is lying in a bed. Door bell rings. A couple...
Comments from Dr’s Patients
A physician claims these are actual comments from his patients made while he was...
Women…rules men wish you would learn!
RULES MEN WISH WOMEN KNEW:If you think you’re ugly, you probably are. Don’t ask...
Problems during flight
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Men say = Men really mean.
I’m hungry = I’m hungry.I’m sleepy = I’m sleepy.I’m tired = I’m tired.Do you...
Mom would never say
|Things Mom Would Never Say”How on earth can you see the TV sitting so...