Real news headlines 09
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Bible church’s focus...
The highly-skilled fly
|A prisoner at the Edmonton Max started training a large fly to do tricks.For...
The Special Olympics
Q: What’s better than winning 4 gold medals at the special olympics?A: Not being...
Angering the Irishman
|Three Englishmen were in a bar and spotted an Irishman. So, one of the...
7 Quickies!
1) On July 8, 1947, witnesses claim a spaceship with five aliens aboard crashed...
New Virgin
A woman was going to marry one of those guys that wanted a virgin.Since...
No more Jewish jokes!
One guy says to another guy, “Mandelbaum and Rosenstern were talking one day…”Right away,...
She’s new to football
|A guy took his girlfriend to her first football game. Afterward he asked her...
Jokes for the Ladies!
Q: Why are married women heavier than single women?A: Single women come home, see...
One day a housewife was going about the usual business…
One day a housewife was going about the usual business of cleaning the house,...