Majorly Busted
Every Saturday morning he has an early tee time. He gets up early and...
Opinions
Everybody knows there are different opinions to everything. Here are some.*A smoking section in...
Better Than Drunk
Outraged wife: Couldn’t you think of anything better than coming home drunk like this?Husband:...
insults part 2
He’s so dumb, he thinks the Kentucky Derby is a hat. He’s never slept...
A guy goes into a restaurant/lounge…
A guy goes into a restaurant/lounge wearing a shirt open at the collarand is...
Real news headlines 01
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Include your Children...
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle?
Here’s a sad one…Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with...
Heavy Thinker-like Drinker
The Heavy ThinkerIt started out innocently enough. I began to think at parties now...
What Gets Bigger?
Mr. Perkins, the biology instructor at a posh suburban girl’s junior college, said during...
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree ? – Because it was...